Moments after Edgar crashes and burns in declaring his love for Rachel at his friend's bachelor party in Vegas, his best friend Charlie saves him from the destruction of Earth, and opens his eyes to the lunacy that is the galaxy at large.
Contains episodes of unrequited love, unorthodox methods of space travel, retrograde violent intentions, and the destruction of Earth. The reader is advised that anything may happen, and if the reader is also a citizen of the planet Jaglore, reminded to wear a helmet at all times.
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